ducktales theme song wake me up before you go

Can your baby puke on my face to get rid of my grays? That’s helpful, nothing does that for me. It works, though! It did wonders for you. You know what? A baby puke conditioner, it sounds disgusting…ĭoesn’t “sound.” It is, in fact, disgusting. This is one of the benefits to being three feet wide is that there’s a lot of Canvas.Ī lot of my shirts are the size of drop cloths, so it was easy to catch everything, so that’s why my beard looks like this because I was covered in puke. …this was not my proudest moment as a dad, but it did keep the couch clean. And so now I, of course, start to heave and I’m like, “oh, no,” I’m going to stop I didn’t puke I held together… And all I see and feel is my beard covered in it, and I can smell it. I now like fold my shirt up again, like the bowl trying to contain the vomit, and I don’t know what to do with the shirt.

So my wife comes over, she’s like, all right, she takes the baby who just finished puking. Yeah, well, whatever it was, it was terrible. That means you’re just a liberated man who doesn’t believe in traditional gender roles. I call out to my wife, I didn’t know what to do… By the way, I’m going to be terrible in any sort of life or death situation, because all I did as the man of the house was go, “Help!” That’s all I did. So now it’s I mean, literally, like probably the bottom three inches of my beard are just covered in puke. I tuck my arms in and just kind of like create a bowl out of her body and my belly, just to catch all the vomit. So now, like I hold her a little bit closer to me. So now I’m sitting on the couch, I can’t get up. And I’m like, “That’s not a regular burp, this is fucked,” and a half a second later, just starts vomiting, and I don’t know what to do. So I sit down on the couch, I’m on the couch for about five seconds. And as soon as I pick her up, she like really kind of like snuggles up on me, which doesn’t always do like she usually wants to get down and play. So, finally, I’m done, we do all our cleaning up… everybody has like a role except for the baby. The baby was a little cranky, this and that. That’s what the chef’s kiss emoji was made for. If you can have a beard that doesn’t smell like baby puke? Amazing. So yes, it is rich and luxurious and now vomit-free, and no longer smells like sour milk. It also catches a lot of the vomit that spews forth from my two-year-old daughter’s mouth.

The funny thing about this beard, as it has gotten longer, it catches a lot of my food that misses my mouth.

My daughter decided to vomit profusely while I was holding her. Oh, yes, yes, very special, very special occasion. It looks extra luxurious! What’s going on? Any special occasion? Were things going crazy? My beard is freshly washed and conditioned and oiled back up. I’m eD! and, sitting over there, his beard so bushy and black it looks like it’s a black hole that just absorbs you and just surrounds you with love, is my buddy, Jeff.

Ducktales theme song wake me up before you go